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I don’t regret anything
Should’ve committed suicide when I had the chance.
You just don’t see how good you had it, I’m the best you’ll ever have. Maybe if I wasn’t so interested in you you would actually want me. I was way too good to you. I cared so much and was so loving and listened and was almost impossibly honest. I have the qualities of the perfect man. But you don’t even see that. I almost hope that every person you date fucks you over and cheats on you like you did me until you see how wrong you are, but I don’t wish that upon you, although it would be pleasantly ironic if it did happen.
Well first thank you for thinking so! But please I hate to hear you are sad because you’re single! Let me talk to you for a minute, lovely. Don’t waste any time at all worrying about finding a significant other because your soulmate is going to pop up when you least expect it. And here is how you are going to know “this is it!” when you do finally meet the one… They will go out of their way to spend time with you, they could sit and listen to you talk all day about yourself because they just can’t learn enough about who you are and where you’ve been and what things you want to accomplish in your lifetime. This person will make it a priority to see that you are smiling as often as possible. This person will NEVER purposely ignore you or cause you to have any negative feelings towards yourself whatsoever. This person will value you like the precious treasure that you are. They will be by your side consistently, no back and forth bullcrap, and my personal favorite: never will you hear or suffer through a break-up threat because times are a little tough. Trust me when I tell you it is so much better to be single than to be chasing after someone who doesn’t possess every single one of these attitudes and qualities. Anything less is settling, it really and truly is. You deserve the absolute best, and when you get it you will know without a doubt why your soulmate was completely worth the wait.
This is really important for all girls to know!
Important regardless of gender. Love this.